Christmas Conundrum

I'm not sure what this Christmas thing is all about. I have done some studying on it and I don't think it makes sense except to say it is the time when all rules are turned inside out.

1. Trees are brought indoors. Who does that? Then you hang lights on it and put toys on it that I can't reach. Really? How does that make sense?
2. Fancy socks are hung on the wall. (I thought maybe just my folks did that, but Cousin O showed me her mantle...yup socks! Who knew?)
3. Mom makes SWEETS like COOKIES! Yeah sounds great, and it is. Did you know that some of the cookies were shaped like little men? Creepy... (P.S. Those were my favorite!!!)
4. We visit people. No, that isn't weird exactly, but I mean a lot of people. I went to...yeah I lost count of the houses we went to. It was fun though. I liked those tall men I saw at Ninos. They were all right you know. I wonder if Mom made the cookies to look like them. Hmmmm....
5. You go to church in the middle of the week. What!? Mom says we are celebrating Jesus' birthday. Whatever, I agree with the Monkey on this one,"That is the opposite of a birthday party! Stand up, sit down, where is the fun in that?" Of course I don't know maybe that is what birthdays are all about. If so, no birthdays for me!
6. Last, but not least, you get these things called presents. I don't know why they give you stuff when you already got stuff. I guess so you can have more stuff. BUT I LIKE IT!!!!

Look! The Monkey got some snazzy new pajamas. You go sissy!

Even old Dad got stuff! Awesome!